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If Andromeda were brighter, this is how it would look in our night sky.
They’re all out there, we just can’t see them

Distance to Earth: 2,538,000 light years

To put things into perspective that’s about 14,919,632,500,000,000,000 miles

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found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”

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Marge is such a great mom

She gets it. 

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do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”

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His character was golden and the only reason to watch that train wreck

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